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Before and After Marriage

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BEFORE MARRIAGE:

John: Ah...At last. I can hardly wait.

Jane: Do you want me to leave?

John: NO! Don't even think about it!

Jane: Do you love me?

John: Of course. Always have and always will.

Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?

John: NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane: Will you kiss me?

John: Every chance I get.

Jane: Will you hit me?

John: Hell, no! Are you crazy?!

Jane: Can I trust you?

John: Yes....

Jane: Darling....

AFTER MARRIAGE:

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