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My "Funny" Joke

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a man walks into a bar...

it hurt.

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Ahahahah! :lol:

Nice xD

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hahaha..funny :D

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Oh Yeah Im Chalk Full of Rubbish Jokes Haha!

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Funny!! Hahaa :lol:

(It took me about 7 seconds to get it. I'm slow.. XD )

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hahaha its like my faav joke.. its quite silly :(

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hi,

i'm italian...so i didn't get it... :(

...

love

When it says "he walks into a bar": The "bar" doesn't mean the restaurant-place where people go to have drinks. It means the other kind of "bars", like steel rods or sticks. So when he walks into a bar (a stick), it hurt. :lol:

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When it says "he walks into a bar": The "bar" doesn't mean the restaurant-place where people go to have drinks. It means the other kind of "bars", like steel rods or sticks. So when he walks into a bar (a stick), it hurt. :lol:

thank you for your translation....kinda funny actually.. :lol:

ah ah ah!!!

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aaah sorry, my joke ruined this board :(

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thank you for your translation....kinda funny actually.. :lol:

ah ah ah!!!

You're welcome, Lisetta!

aaah sorry, my joke ruined this board :(

Not at all, Mackie, they're really funny!! They brighten my winter-cold days.. I hope to see more. :D

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aaah sorry, my joke ruined this board :(

what are you talking about??! it was funny!!

i only had a language problem...here in italy we also have little jokes like that...and somethimes i do not get even in italia!!

so...please...when you have a joke...tell us!! somebody very patient will explain it to poor people like me!!

love

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Heres One Fore You.. Its Also True!

You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...

1. You wake up face down on the pavement.

2. You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.

3. You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city.

4. Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.

5. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

6. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

7. Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

8. You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your outer office.

9. Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

10. Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.

11. Your pet rock snaps at you.

12. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

13. You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.

14. Your income tax refund check bounces.

15. Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

16. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

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AhAhAh xD

Fantastic xD

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hahahaha that one was good!!

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Hahaha, number 7 and 10 cracks me up the most! I wonder what happened afterwards.. :rolleyes:

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a man walks into a bar...

it hurt.

ok i know this was posted awhile back but i just joined and read this 2day!

i cant stop laughing! hahahaha how funny! :lol:

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..i remember this joke..

i didn't understand it at once..someone explained it to me... :lol:

that's because i knew "bar" only like the place where you go to take a coffee..

..but yes, that's pretty funny.. :rolleyes:

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..i remember this joke..

i didn't understand it at once..someone explained it to me... :lol:

that's because i knew "bar" only like the place where you go to take a coffee..

..but yes, that's pretty funny.. :rolleyes:

lisa....at a bar, you dont get coffee....you get an alcholic beverage....your english is pretty good any way...2nd languages can be hard...I am learning french and Polish...

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Hahaha! I am a little bit slow, I didn't get it quick!

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