[michaelsnewfan]

"That's a big bed." -- Kat, "The Wedding Date"

[Amie]

Dirty Dancing.

Baby: I carried a water melon.

Oh my i love that line haha.

I have loads more but i really cant be bothered typing them out haha

xx

[michaelsnewfan]

"Let's skip the introductions, this isn't a garden party." -- San Quentin Matron, "I Want To Live"

"Betty Schaffer, engaged to Artie Green, as nice a guy as ever lived..." -- Joe Gillis, "Sunset Boulevard"

[SusieSunshine]

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you." Bram Stoker's Dracula

"You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. I will find you!" ~ Last of the Mohicans


"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"I know Kung-Fu!" The Matrix


"See Daddy? Sinners have soul too." The Color Purple

[michaelsnewfan]

"At least I'd like to go away thinking it was just as hard for you to say 'no' as it was for me to ask." -- Valerie Hayden, "Where Love Has Gone"

"I'm not your problem, Rivka. That's your problem!" -- Molly, "The Jazz Singer" (1980 version)

"Don't touch the merchandise!" -- Barbara Graham, "I Want To Live"

[Classygirl]

Joker: "I want, i want my phone call"
BATMAN DARK KNIGHT

Rose: "Jack, I'm flying" lol
TITANIC

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: " I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to watch for"
PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL

Doug Butabli! Steve Butabi! (You're brothers?) NO....YES!!!
NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY

"Stop looking at me swan!!!"
BILLY MADISON

"Shut up spaulding"
MADAGASCAR

[Classygirl]

STOP BREAKING THE LAW A**HOLE!!!
Fletcher from LIAR LIAR Jim Carrey

[michaelsnewfan]

"I'm totally convinced if you marry Flap Horton tomorrow, it will be a mistake of such gigantic proportions, it will ruin your life and make wretched your destiny." -- Aurora Greenway, "Terms of Endearment"


And a few from one of my favorite comedies, "Heaven Help Us" (featuring a very young Patrick "McDreamy" Dempsey):

"Mr Dunn, there's something you should know about me. I'm not a man who enjoys violence. In fact, I find I get much better results when I use 'Patience'. And this, (takes paddle out of desk drawer) Mr. Dunn, is 'Patience'." -- Brother Constance

"It's 'to whom', Brother." -- Caesar

"Get to the sin, please! -- Ed Rooney

Dunn: "Guess this means I can't be Pope."
Caesar: "Not unless you have three miracles to your credit."

[michaelsnewfan]

"My little girl....regular!" -- Edna Turnblad, "Hairspray"

[Gillyflower]

Put the bunny back in the box - Nicolas Cage, Con Air

[michaelsnewfan]

"GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHOT!!" -- Aurora Greenway, "Terms of Endearment"