[Liliana]

Ok i'm on a row here LOL, Your fave movie quotes


Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat?
[The entire room stops, in shock]
Aunt Voula: Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
Andrea Martin .... Aunt Voula
My Big Fat Greek Wedding


P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie? Drew Barrymore .... Josie Geller
Never Been Kissed

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.
Anjelica Huston .... Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent
Ever After

Thomas Fairchild: You're still reaching for the moon.
Sabrina Fairchild: No, father. The moon's reaching for me!
Audrey Hepburn .... Sabrina Fairchild and John Williams .... Thomas Fairchild
Sabrina

Prime Minister: ...solving what really matters... to Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one too. A country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot... David Beckham's left foot, come to that...
Hugh Grant.... The Prime Minister
Love Actually

Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
Colin Firth .... Jamie Bennett and Lúcia Moniz.... Aurelia
Love Actually

Sally: Where did you come from?
The Cat: Hmm, How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide to...
Conrad: No, no, no, no, no. Where did you *come* from?
The Cat: My place, what do you think?
Dakota Fanning .... Sally, Spencer Breslin .... Conrad and Mike Myers .... The Cat
The Cat In The Hat

Addison DeWitt: I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.
George Sanders .... Addison DeWitt
All About Eve

Beast: I want to do something for her... but what?
Cogsworth: Oh, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...
David Ogden Stiers .... Cogsworth(voice) and Robby Benson .... Beast(voice)
Beauty And The Beast

Got more, but don't wanna bore ya...

[Kittie]

vivian:People put you down enough,you start to believe it.
edward:I think you are a very bright,very special woman.
vivian:The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

- Pretty Woman

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe,just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington,just like she promised.And you get to die for her,just like you promised.So we're all men of our word really...except for Elizabeth,who is in fact,a woman.

- Pirates Of The Carribean

Baby: Me?I'm scared of everything.I'm scared of what I saw,I'm scared of what I did,of who I am,and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

- Dirty Dancing

Angelica: Well is it love,big love,or great love?
Pete: What do you mean?
Angelica: Well,love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years,and great love,well great love...changes your life. So which one is it?
[Pete just takes a big gulp out of his drink]
Angelica: Oh my god, it's great love.
Pete: Yeah,that just great.

Pete: [to Tad] Like do you know she has six smiles?One when something really makes her laugh.One when she's making plans.One when she is laughing out of politeness.One when she is uncomfortable.One when she is making fun of herself.And one when... he's talking about her friends.

- Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

Peter Parker:[relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man]I said,um,Spider-man,I said,uh,the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes,and she's looking back in yours,everything feels not quite normal,because you feel stronger,and weaker at the same time.You feel excited,and at the same time,terrified.The truth is you don't know what you feel,except you know what kind of man you want to be.It's as if you've reached the unreachable,and you weren't ready for it.

- Spiderman

Eric Matthews: Maybe we could have dinner...
Gracie Hart: What do you mean?Like a date?
Eric Matthews: No!Just casual dinner...If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!

Eric Mathhews: Hart,listen to me.I've waited five years to run my own op.You think i'd blow it on the wrong girl?
Gracie Hart: No no no I know the only reason you picked me was because I was the only one who looked half decent in a bikini and wasn't on maternity leave.
Eric Mathhews: No,that's why they *let* me pick you.You wanna know why i picked you?
Gracie Hart: Lost a bet?
Eric Mathhews: Because you're smart.You're funny.You're easy to talk to when you're not armed.Look, give yourself a break.Cut Vic and the other pagent ladies some slack cause if they ever get a chance to see what I see then... they're gonna love you.

Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous...You want to kiss me...You want to hug me...You want to love me...You want to smooch me...You want to hug me.

-Miss Congeniality

[michaelsnewfan]

I'll probably come up with more, but this one comes to mind:

Frenchy: Men are rats. They're fleas on rats. They're amoebas on fleas on rats!
"Grease"

Liliana: "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" is one of my most favorite movies. I really have an aunt exactly like Voula -- she has been on my case to get married since I was a senior in high school -- I'm WAY past 30, and WAY past my own expiration date!

[KatSparrow24]

- To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar

When a straight man puts on a dress to get his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has the little operation, he is a transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen. And when a tired little latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress. - Noxeema Jackson

Oh No, Uh uh, I ain't driving you no more, Miss Daisy! - Noxeema Jackson

No one say anything frivelous for the next few moments, I am having a significant experience - Vita Boheme

Larger than life is just the right size - Noxeema Jackson

- Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2
It's a curious thing, I used to dream about you looking like that while thinking about me - Former Commodore James Norrington

Look! An undead monkey! Top that... - Captain Jack Sparrow

Hello, Beastie - Captain Jack Sparrow

- Shakespeare in Love

Will Shakespeare - Have you read the second act, Thomas?

Thomas - No sir

Will Shakespeare - Of course you have not, I have not written it.

Sir Henslow - Is this funny?

Theater Actor - I was a pirate king and now I'm a nurse...that's funny.

- The birdcage

Starina - I just came back from safari, and look what I picked up (Gestures to the muff on her hand) a new muff.

(The crowd applauds her but some boo her)

Starina - Oh don't look at me like that, I didn't kill it. He died and left me everything.

-Kat

[michaelsnewfan]

This one is from "The Breakfast Club" -- I can't remember the Judd Nelson character's name, though:
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe."

And one from "The Brady Bunch Movie"

Jan: "Why does Marcia get all the socks...Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
(Way to go, Jan! You had the guts to do what I have wanted to do to my demented sister for years! -- mnf)

[michaelsnewfan]

Oh, I couldn't forget this one from "Totally Blonde":

Van: Dear God, please let him be gay!

[Miss76WA]

quote:

Great! I'm late with bad hair & scary knickers!

- Bridget Jones Diary - The Edge of Reason

[MINKS]

"My momma use to say Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you gonna get"Forrest Gump

"I'm sorry Wilson! Wilson, I'm sorry" Castaway

[-angelica-]

love this thread!

I personally think that all the quotes from "OCEAN'S ELEVEN" are simply the smartest ever.

so i'll put a few..though I love them all!!!
and (everyone knows, but i love to make all clear)
TESS= Julia Roberts
DANNY= George Clooney
RUSTY= Brad Pitt

-Danny: You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!

-Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both


-[last lines]
[Danny has just got out of jail]
Danny: Hi!
Tess: Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road.
Danny: [noticing Tess is wearing her wedding ring] You said that you sold this.
Tess: I said that.
Danny: Liar.
Tess: Thief.
[they kiss]



re-reading the first ones people posted here....wow I love them all!
(except that "angelica" speaking in "win a date with tad hamilton" cause I REALLY like topher grace...and that angelica does too, but she's not lucky with him......)

[MINKS]

"Did no one come to see me just because they missed me?" Jack Sparrow

"It would never have worked out for us" Kate
"Keep telling yourself that love." Jack Sparrow

[Kate in Cornwall]

(IN THE OLD DAYS) ---a film called "All About Eve" Bette Davis is a big theatre star and is coming down
the stairs at her home where she is throwing a big party. There is a young starlet who is trying to
take over her role in the theatre and some other people present and Davis who is furious says
"Fasten your seat-belts, its going to be a bumpy evening"--its a great line when delivered
by Bette Davis.

Kate

[michaelsnewfan]

Couldn't forget these:

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small." and "The stars are ageless, aren't they?" -- "Sunset Boulevard"

"The sky belongs to the stars" -- "La Bamba"

[KatSparrow24]

Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End

Captain Vallenueva - Shoot him!
Captain Jocard - Cut out his Tongue!
Captain Jack Sparrow - Shoot him, Cut out his tongue, and then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard of his!

Barbossa - For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, esleways everyone would know where it was

Jack Sparrow(To Scarlett and Giselle) - That is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish and...GONE...Why is it gone?

Norrington - Our fates have always been entwined Elizabeth, but never Paralell (Kisses her)

-Kat

[#1 Fan of MBAC]

The Wedding Date

Kat and Nick after he tells her how sorry her ex will be for letting her go...

Holy crap, you're worth every penny!!

[michaelsnewfan]

OMG! I remember that line! And I love when Nick has Kat against the car and tells her to "close your eyes." I can just imagine Michael saying that!

[FirstSoprano]

"My gift is my song, and this one's for you. And you can tell everybody, that this is your song. It may be quite simple but, now that it's done. Hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words... how wonderful life is, now you're in the world."

-Christian
-Moulin Rouge
*I hope I spelled that right*

[The Drake]

SIXTEEN CANDLES -
Long Duk Dong
"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!"

Please forgive me...........I couldn't help myself. I love that movie!

[Kate in Cornwall]

Bogart (owner of a Night Club) talking about Bergman in CASABLANCA

"Of all the Gin-Joints in all the world, she has to walk into mine"

and

You played it for her, play it for me PLAY IT !!!!! About the song "As Time Goes By"

I could watch it forever Kate

[irene hope]

The Replacements....Keauna Reeves: In the Huddle..........

" Chics love scars..........Wounds Heal.............Glory lasts forever..........It's been an honor to share the field of battle with you"............

[irene hope]

Pretty Woman......The Prostitute...{Julia Roberts hiding something tiny & white in her hand}....
Richard Gere:...."I don't allow drugs here"....
Julia Roberts:.....""I don't do drugs...You should not neglect your teeth"..{She had dental floss}......