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#1 Cinderella23

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 02:23 AM

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 01:14 PM

HAHA!!! i loved those!!! had a good laugh! thanks for posting :D
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You know how I feel,
The more I see you the more I want you.
You're lovely with your smile so warm.
And you play it coy but it's kinda cute.
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I just wana go home <3

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:05 PM

ha! these really made me laugh! :')
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 10:34 PM

hahaha, good ones! made me laugh while I'm bored in the office :)
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Posted 01 September 2011 - 12:21 PM

Make me smile for the first time since my hard working day has begun.. thank you! will share it today with my family :)

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 04:07 PM

thanks you so much its interesting,
i laugh many times =)
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