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#1 Jolly



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Posted 24 February 2010 - 10:53 PM

On a luxury cruise line, an amazing magician was performing. However, as he performed on this ship the captain's parrot kept revealing all of his secrets. "It's up his sleeve" he would say or "Trap door."
The magician got so sick of the bird that he threatened to wring the thing's neck.
During his evening performance, the ship hit an iceberg and sank into the sea.
The only survivors were the magician and the parrot.
The magician was floating on a piece of driftwood when he noticed the parrot nearby who looked at him in a sigh of surrender and said," I give up. What'd you do with the ship?"