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#1 JulesW

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 07:45 AM

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 PLEASE TAKE NOTE VERY IMPORTANT!!!

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it either makes the system have all sorts of glitches or entirely shuts down.

What can I do?

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt-trip 3 .0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 or worse yet Girlfriend 2-01. Please note that even Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 or default to Divorce 1.00.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Hot Lingerie Nightly 7.7


Good Luck Babe!

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 09:55 AM

Wahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That's hilarious Jules :lol:
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:06 PM

wooooooow! I'm gonna spread this one around! it's just so funny!!!
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 07:25 PM

hahahahah!
very clever!

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 01:59 PM

Very funny. HAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 08:35 PM

Omg that's hilarious!! Must share with others!! :lol:

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 10:36 AM

Ha!!,

currently cutting and pasteing this for my sisters!! They will love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 09:13 PM

My demented sister doesn't need this -- She's got Husband 5.0, Journey Jewelry 6.0, and Mink Coat 6.0! What she really needs is Annulment 7.0!

I just wanna to get to Boyfriend 1.0

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:19 AM

Hey this is so funny! I got to spread it around. Did you make this up?


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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:48 PM

hahahaha! ahhhh i laughed the whole way through that!
i havta send that 2 everyone :lol:

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 09:28 AM

Goodness that is funny!

I've got to send this around!

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Posted 06 January 2009 - 09:20 PM

This is soooo funny.......

Couldn't stop laughing.......my husband is in the living room watching tv and he kept asking

...'What's so funny?'

I didn't tell.......



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