[Beat111]

OKAY SO GOT THIS OFF ANOTHER FAN FORUM AND THOUGHT I MIGHT SHARE THE FANATIC HUMOR THAT IS OUT THERE
I was playing a piano in a bar the other night when an elephant came and started crying. "Do you recognize the tune?" I asked, "No" he replied..."I recognize the ivory"


A guy walks into a bar the next guy ducks


A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."


I'm just back from the gym there. I saw the fitness instructor doing the splits. So I went over and asked her if she could teach me how to do it. She said "How flexible are you?"
I said.."Well I can't make Tuesdays........"


Looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan spots an open sea on the 50-yardline. He asks the man sitting next to it if the seat is taken.
"No" he replies. "I used to take my wife to allthe games, but ever since she passed away, I've gone alone."
"Why don't you invite a friend?"
"I can't. They're all at the funeral".

[Amie]

Hehe, funny stuff

[Mrs.Jones]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHnot

[Roksolana]

May I to add some jokes?))

- The girl slowly passing road, has replaced a doll by the wedding car.

The police OFFICER :
- Why car numbers are not present?
- And what for? I by heart remember them.

- I about a dream have learn only from books.
- Books! We in the house do not have any book, and I should read to children for the night the passport!
- You have a smart library!

- Last prevention. Do not spit against a wind in mountains! Receive an icicle in a forehead!

- Girl, how you were lost?
- I jumped on a trampoline.
- And why you were lost?
- Strongly jumped...

The Cinderella:
- The fairy godmother how I will go on ball?
- You have a pumpkin?
- Yes.
- Throw out! And, I think that stinks!?

[XxThatGirlxX]

A Nice Italian Couple Maria and Luigi go upstairs on their wedding night, and as they get upstairs Luigi takes off his shirt and Maria runs downstairs and she says ''Mama Mama, Luigi took offa his shirt he got hair everywhere'' and Mama says ''you get up the stairs and do your wifely duty'' so she goes back upstairs and Luigi takes off his pants, she runs downstairs she says ''Mama Mama, Luigi took offa his pants he got ahair everywhere'' and Mama says ''You get up the stairs and do your wifely duty'' so she goes back up, Luigi takes off his sock, he takes off the next one and half of one foot is chopped off, she runs downstairs and says ''Mama Mama, Luigi got ahair everywhere and he got a foot and a half'' and Mama says ''Step aside doll, this is a job for your Mama''....

I dont know WHERE i heard that joke

I couldn't help it, i had to post it...Michael

Nicole

[everything_buble]

o wow lol! i had a feeling someone would post that joke! that was the first one i thought of when i saw this forum! lol haha. very funny